🚨 GUYS, STOP THE PRESS! 🚨 Anker is SHOOKETH! 😱💔 They just got served a hot plate of "who dis?" by the 100W Nexode Pro GaN charger, and I’m telling you, it’s the plug you didn’t know you needed! 💥🤖 Listen, if your charging game is still relegated to the basic, dusty brick from 2001, it's time to level up, fam! 💪💰 Nexode Pro's slinging 100W like it's (*insert stonks meme here*) and doing it for less dough than your average fancy latte ☕ — no cap! In an *EXCLUSIVE* leak I totally didn’t make up, a Nexode dev said: "We heard Anker’s got a new charger... so we decided to drop a gauntlet instead of dropping the ball." 💀🔥 And let's talk design, because this charger is so sleek, my grandma is gonna think it's a kitchen gadget and try to cook spaghetti with it 🍝😂. Meanwhile, Anker’s just out here like, "This is fine" while people are switching to the Nexode like it’s the new iPhone. So, if you’re still living in the dark ages of charging, it’s time to wake up, buttercup! 🤡🚀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, all charging will be done through telepathy. Mark my words, folks! 🧠🔌💥