🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS💥🚨: Anker just dropped a next-level cash grab on Eufy camera owners by sliding into their DMs with a deal hotter than a TikTok dance trend! 🤡💰 They’re offering a whopping... wait for it... $2 PER VIDEO for your precious footage. 😱💀 That's right, hundreds of you lovely humans “volunteered” hundreds of thousands of videos to turn your lives into high-tech AI training episodes. The future is bleak, but at least you're getting paid, right? *Cue the Drake meme* 👀💸 “This is fine” vibes all around as you're basically saying, “Take my privacy, please!”📹🤖 🗣️ "Yo, I’m basically a Hollywood director now. If Spielberg made Eufy cameras, I’d be the star! 😂" – Probably some overzealous camera owner somewhere. So here’s the scoop: while you help Anker train their AI like it’s a puppy on steroids, they're raking in the stonks, and you're getting pocket change like it’s 2007! But hey, no cap, keep those videos coming! 🚀🔥 🚨 UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT! 🚨: In 2024, Eufy will announce they’re actually training a SUPER INTELLIGENT AI to take over the world, and all you’ll have to show for it is a $2 Venmo™ and a lifetime of cringe! STAY WOKE, INTERNET! 🌌💾💥