🔥🚨 BREAKING: ANKER POWER BANKS GOING FLAMIN' HOT!!! 💥🧯 Hold onto your butts, folks! 🤡 Anker just dropped the most shocking “power” move since that time your phone exploded on that Zoom call. 💀💣 This week, Anker has hit the panic button and recalled **FIVE** of its power banks because they decided they wanted to be fire hazards instead of power sources. 🔋🔥 I mean, can you blame a battery for wanting to live its best life? #TooMuchEnergy In a plot twist that’s more shocking than a cracked phone screen, just DAYS after recalling the PowerCore 10000, they said, “Hold my battery!” and went global with this hot mess. No cap, it's like they took the "stonks" meme and flipped it into “flonks.” 📉💰 👨‍💻 *Imaginary Anker Developer:* “Dude, I thought it was just a 'hot feature'… turns out the only hot thing is the *actual* fire!” 🤦‍♂️ And you know what? This is **STILL** a better fate than half of that overpriced tech in your closet. Accept your fate and switch to AAA batteries; at least they won’t try to barbecue you! 🔥 HOT TAKE: Just like your ex, Anker will probably forget this ever happened and drop a new model that will also catch fire. 🤖 Anyone else ready for the “PowerCore 20000: Spicy Edition”? 🌶️💩 #TechSaviorOfFireSafety