🚨📱 BREAKING: Anker just dropped TWO new Nano chargers for the iPhone 17! And guess what? They’re about as compact as your attention span while scrolling TikTok! 🤡🔥 These bad boys are packing 70W, which basically means they’ll juice up your phone faster than you can say, “Why did I binge-watch that cringe Netflix show?” 💀💨 Perfect for those moments when your phone’s battery is lower than your will to socialize. “The moment I plugged it in, I felt the energy of a thousand suns,” said NO ONE EVER, but seriously, it’s convenient 🤖💰. You could probably fit it in your pocket next to your hopes and dreams. Drake approved: "Better than a regular charger, no cap." 😎👌 Meanwhile, Apple’s over there like, “Let me sell you a $1,000 phone with a battery life that expires faster than your New Year's resolutions.” And here's the kicker: Imagine if these chargers could also send you motivational quotes while you charge... “When life gives you voltage, make stonks!” 📈💪 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: Anker's next move? A charger that’s so small it’s literally attached to the chip inside your iPhone! Get ready to cope and seethe as you attempt to keep your device charged while simultaneously waiting in line for the next overpriced Apple product launch! 🚀✨