🎉🚀🔥 Anker just dropped some new charging goodies for the iPhone 17 fam and honestly, isn't it just basic lol? Like, let’s keep it 100 — if you’re not charging multiple devices like you’re trying to summon the tech gods, are you even living? 🤡💀 Introducing the *Anker Slim-Your-Life-Charger™* (totally not a real name, fight me), which can juice up two devices at once — because who has time to wait? 🤷‍♂️💥 That’s right! You can now charge your iPhone and your side chick’s phone at the same time. Stonks! 📈💰 But wait, there’s more! 🙌 This bad boy has a built-in cable, like a swiss army knife of power! Because let’s face it, if you’re still untangling your charging cables in 2023, you deserve what’s coming to you (hint: cringe). 😬💔 And remember when Anker dropped those other chargers earlier this month? Yeah, they’re like the sequel no one asked for. Now they’re trying to be everybody’s best friend, but sorry Anker, you ain’t Drake; you can’t be in everyone’s DMs. 😎✌️ 🔥💡 *Hot take:* By 2025, we’ll be charging our phones with *psychic energy* and Anker will be releasing "thought chargers" — no cap. Think I’m kidding? Just wait until Elon tweets about it! 🤖🌌 Share this if you ever charged your phone to 100%... or if you still use a flip phone. 😂💥