🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Anker’s Power Banks are the NEW “Inferno” 🔥🚨 Get ready to roast some marshmallows because Anker just issued ANOTHER recall for their power banks! 🏕️💥 I guess “powering up” took on a whole new meaning when your battery is *literally* on fire. 🤡💀 So what do you do when your power bank becomes a fire hazard? You pull a Drake and start pointing: 🔥 “Not that one, fam!” 🫣 But let’s keep it 100, this isn’t just a “we’re sorry, we’ll try harder” moment – it’s Anker's special “Power Bank Combustion Festival!” 🎉💰 Popular models like A1257, A1647, and A1652 are now on the “do not charge” list. If you see one of these bad boys, it’s time to tell them “It’s time to go” like you’re kicking out a bad date. ✌️🤣 And check this wild convo from a “leaked” dev group chat: **Dev1:** "Dude, why are we losing customers?" **Dev2:** “Maybe because they don’t wanna roast marshmallows? 😂” **Dev3:** “Cuz they’re LITERALLY becoming campfires.” 🌲🔥 Prediction time: Anker is low-key trying to become a meme-powered company. Next thing you know, we’re gonna see “Anker: Where Quality Meets Fire Safety” merch drop! 💀🔥 This is fine! 🐶💸🚀 #AnkerOnFire #StonksOrSmoqued #Don’tChargeThat 💥💀