🚀💡 Hold onto your charger cords, fam, because Anker just dropped the *Prime Power Bank* – aka the holy grail of portable energy! 🏆🔥 This bad boy boasts a whopping 26,250mAh and 300W output: basically enough juice to power a small city (or at least your Netflix binge during a 12-hour flight). 🌆✈️ They threw in TWO USB-C ports that can each crank out 140W, so you can charge those power-hungry 16-inch MacBook Pros while your smartphone’s like “Hey, what about me?!”. 🙋‍♂️ But don’t worry, there’s an extra USB-A port for that, too! #MultiTasking 🤓 But wait! It gets better! This gargantuan power provider is TSA-approved, meaning you can bring it on the plane and finally stop living that *this is fine* life with your phone at 2% on a 5-hour flight. 🥴✈️💀 “Yeah, we wanted to make sure no one ends up grounded like the old iOS updates,” said a “leaked” Anker developer. (Yeah, sure, buddy! 👀) And for just $229.99 (but for a hot minute you can cop it for $184), you might think, “Is this a stonks moment?” 🤔💰 Well, clearly Anker's betting that as we travel again, you’ll want to stay charged up with more power than you can handle! 🔥💪 So listen up, TikTok fam – Anker’s setting the stage for a UNLIMITED CHARGING FUTURE! My prediction? In 2026, we’ll all be powered by *literally* attached power banks... at this point, I’m just saying! 🤖🤯