🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Angry Birds Bounce and a Triple Threat of New Games Just Landed on Apple Arcade! 💥🚨 Yo fam, Apple Arcade just released four new games - and no, it’s not to save us from boredom! 😂🚀 We got the return of the OG Angry Birds, but this time they’re BOUNCING *like they’re on a trampoline of disappointment* instead of flinging themselves at buildings! 🤡 #WhatIsThis Here’s the lowdown: 1. Angry Birds Bounce - Because we all needed MORE reasons to feel bad about our lives. 💔🐦 2. Three other titles that no one asked for, BUT Apple said “Stonks” and here we are. 📈💰 Developer quote leak 📜: “We were gonna innovate… but then we just thought, why not slap a ‘Bounce’ on it?” #Based or nah? 😤💀 This is fine, right? Just when you think Apple can’t get any more cringe, they drop this gem. If you thought you were gonna escape ads on the mobile realm, think again! ***coooope***. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, Apple is just gonna release a “Gamer’s Subscription” that serves up an IMAGINARY game 😱 because honestly, who even plays anymore? 💀😂 #AppleReally? #LetItDie