🚀🔥💥 BRO, HOLD UP! Anduril just dropped a solid rocket motor factory in Mississippi like it’s the new iPhone and we’re all just trying to dodge the “chemical chokepoint” drama like it’s a hot potato! 🍟💨 You heard it right, they’re aiming to crank out 6,000 tactical motors a YEAR by 2026! 🌌💪 That’s like getting a Costco-sized membership of space explosions for the U.S. military. 💰💣 In a world where two defense giants have been hogging the spotlight, Anduril is pulling the ultimate "Drake pointing" move—flipping the bird to the duopoly like, “Nah, fam, we got this!” 🤡👊 Sources say some imaginary dev just said, "I love the smell of burnt rocket fuel in the morning!" while sipping on 4 shots of espresso. ☕🍵 I mean, it's certified galaxy brain energy to challenge the big boys like this! But let’s keep it 100—what’s next? Are they gonna release a rocket motor that doubles as a phone charger? The future is wild, fam! I can already see it trending: “RocketMotors: The Next Stonks!” 📈🔥 Grab your tinfoil hats; I'm predicting a future where we’re launching space vacations for the *rich* while the rest of us cope with overpriced gas! 😱💀🔥 Who's in? 🚀✨