🔥🚀 BREAKING: Anduril alums just threw $24M of *your* tax dollars into a tech time machine and said “Bye, Excel! 👋” Welcome to the future where military logistics are powered by TyrOS—a name that sounds like it should run an ancient Greek empire but fr fr just wants to streamline how you move armies. 🏰➡️💼 Leaked developer quote: "Our software is like a soldier who forgot to enable WiFi—better without it! 💀” Imagine military strategists in the field yelling “open Excel” only to realize they’re now vibin’ with the AI that’s just as confused as they are. 🤡🤣 This is fine, right? Drake is busy pointing at TyrOS like he just found out it doesn’t require a WiFi signal while *everyone* else is seething that it took so long to get here. 😤📊 The meme potential is UNLIMITED, boys and girls! Get ready for military meetings that go: "Is it a bug or a feature?" Probably both. No cap. 🔥 👽 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: By 2025, EVERY military will be using TyrOS while completely bypassing Excel. Bill Gates will personally fly a drone just to verify it’s not a meme. The next war will be fought in spreadsheets, and the last leaked document will be titled "Logistics: The Final Frontier." ⚔️💰🔥