🚨💀 HOLD THE PHONE! 🚨💀 Google just dropped a security patch hotter than your mom’s lasagna on a Sunday! 🍝🔥 We’ve got a whopping **120 FLAWS** squashed, because, let’s be real, Android security is more full of holes than Swiss cheese 🧀. But wait, there’s more! Two of these baddies are actually *under attack* like they’re in some dystopian horror flick! 🎬👻 Imagine hackers vibing like “We got ‘em, boys!” while your Android phone is straight-up screaming like a cat that just saw a cucumber. 😱💔 📝**LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTES:** “I thought that zero-day was just a cool name for breakfast! Turns out it’s a real problem we need to fix! 🤦‍♂️” – Random Google Dev #91236 **Here’s a rundown of the mess:** - **CVE-2025-38352** - Privilege escalation in the Linux Kernel. Basically, it’s like giving your Android phone the *keys to the kingdom* for hackers! 🗝️👑 *CVSS Score: 7.4* (aka “This is fine” level)🔥 - **CVE-2025-48543** - No score but who needs metrics when you’ve got chaos? 💣 In conclusion, if you’re not updating your Android like it’s your Tinder profile pic, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️💔 📈🔥 **Hot Take Alert:** Google’s security patches are about as effective as a screen door on a submarine. 🚢💦 Your phone is still a hacker’s playground. Enjoy! 🤡🚀