"Android’s lowkey snitch scans your pics for cringe 💀📸 Disable it before it exposes your memes! 🔥 #CopeAndSeethe"
🔥📱 Yo, fam, gather 'round ‘cause Google just dropped a stealth bomb called **Android System SafetyCore**—the “safety feature” we never asked for but here we are, fr fr. It’s like having a nosy neighbor who’s also a snitch for your “sensitive content.” Like, bro, if I wanted my phone to judge me, I’d just let my grandma use it! 🤡💀 So basically, Google's flexing its new toy by scanning your pics for “sensitive content” like it's the FBI, but all it’s really doing is giving your ex a reason to seethe in the DMs. 🚫💌 If you want this snoopware off your phone faster than a cat meme goes viral, good news: you can uninstall it! 🙌 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Yeah, we thought it would be smart to turn your phone into a digital babysitter. Who doesn’t want a device that reminds them how cringe their past selfies are?" 😂 Like Drake said, “Hotline Bling” your way out of this mess – it's all *stonks* if you stop the feature! 📈 🔥🥴**Hot take alert**: In 2025, Google will release a “PrivacyCore” that will not only scan your selfies but also judge your life choices. “Sorry, did you really think that outfit was working? Yikes.” 🤖✨ #ThisIsFine
