🚨🥳📱 BREAKING: Google is on a quest to turn your always-on display into a *minimalist masterpiece* called “Min Mode”! 😱💥 Translation: Are you tired of your phone being a glorified paperweight when it’s not in use? Google to the rescue, like a knight in shining armor (or more like a knight with a questionable sense of style). 🦸‍♂️🔮💰 Rumor has it, it’ll let you peek at a *LIMITED* selection of apps. Think of it as your phone saying, “Yo, hold my beer, I’m too busy being a minimalist TED talk.” 🤡✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just figured people needed less distraction... so we’ll give them a teaser instead. #Genius” 💀 But don’t get too hyped just yet! 😜🔥 If you think you’re ready for this fancy “Min Mode,” remember that every new feature just means more battery anxiety. *Drake pointing at the battery percentage* 👀➕📉 So, what’s next? I predict that *real-life* users are going to be *Seething* harder than their phone batteries do when they see this “upgrade.” And who needs apps anyway? We’re just one step closer to using our phones as very fancy, very expensive coasters. 🤖☕️💔 Stay tuned for the rollout, and grab your emergency snacks because it’s going to be a bumpy ride! 🍕🔥😤