🚨📱BREAKING: Android 16's Magical Dark Mode Update Is Here and It's About to Slap Your Retina! 😱🔥 Feeling like your phone’s white screen is a direct attack on your eyes? 👀💀 Enter *Android 16: The Dark Edition*—where even your grandma's apps will be vibin’ in midnight mode! 🎉✨ No cap, if Amazon still blinds you in dark mode, then baby, we might be reaching for the sunglasses! 🕶️ Rumor has it, a leaked dev said: "We thought the sun was too bright, so we decided to help users avoid burning their corneas." 🌞🤖 Yeah, but can they actually fix that *other* dark issue? 😂💀 "Dark mode for your browser? More like dark mode for your soul!" 🤡 Now, don’t be basic! With this upgrade, even your toaster could darken its UI... just kidding, our toasters are too far gone. 🍞🔥 But wait, there’s MORE! This update is rolling out *faster* than a meme on TikTok! 🚀 If you’re still rocking the light mode, you might need to seethe in silence while we ride the stonks wave of darkness. 🚀📈 🔥🔥🎆 **Prediction Alert:** In 2024, all phones will be so dark that we’ll have to use night-vision goggles just to figure out how to call Uber! 🤯👓 Share this chaos, fam! 💥💰