🚨🔥 Attention, Android fam! 🔥🚨 If you’ve been drowning in the abyss of “where the heck did I put my wallet?” 😩💵, then ZDNET’s just handed you the secret sauce that’s like AirTags but with extra spice! 🌶️✨ So what’s the 411? 🕵️‍♂️ They’ve unearthed a cool gadget that tracks your wallet like an overzealous momma hen 🐔, but better! 💪💁‍♂️ No cap, these little doohickeys are about to revolutionize the way you navigate the chaotic wasteland of your daily life, or at least keep you from flinging your wallet into the deep void of despair when you’re rushing out the door. ZDNET BE LIKE: “We spent hours of research, so you don’t have to!” Yeah, okay Karen, we get it. You’re on the grind with your spreadsheets and charts 📈! But real talk: How many times have you used that research to find your lost Starbucks gift card? 🤡 🎤🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I just wanted to track my cat, but here we are, designing wallet tags instead. #Priorities” - Chad, 4th dev from the left. But wait—what’s worse? This could lead to tracking your availability for Sunday Funday brunch. 😂🍾 Just imagine the heartbreak when your friends find out you're still home, browsing TikTok and crying over your ex 🤭💔. **Hot Take**: In ten years, wallets will be sentient and will literally ghost you if you don’t take them on a date at least once a week. 😱🚀💀