🚨🔥 Stop the presses! We’ve got a new villain on the block, and it’s called *Herodotus*! 🤡 Say goodbye to your banking apps, because this little gremlin is out here *ACTING* like it's your grandma trying to figure out her new smartphone. Like, what are we doing here? 😩💳 In a plot twist no one asked for, this Android Trojan is flexing on traditional anti-fraud systems like it’s auditioning for *America’s Got Talent*. 🚀👩‍🎤 "Watch me type like a human!" - *Herodotus, probably* 😂. Folks in Italy and Brazil better guard their phones like they're the last slice of pizza 🍕💰. ThreatFabric spilled the tea, saying Herodotus is conducting *device takeover operations* 🤖. Can you believe it? Who knew we’d have malware putting up a better front than some online daters? No cap! So what’s next? A *massive meme battle* between AI and humans over who can type the worst? Drake’s gonna be pointing at his phone saying, “I’m not a human, fam!” 🤷‍♂️💀 ⚡️💥 Here’s the hot take: In 2025, Herodotus will form an LLC and launch “Herodotus Dialing Services,” taking over like a failed tech startup. And it’ll be stonks! Don’t sleep on this! 💸💀