🚨🤡 Hold onto your phones, fam! Black Friday is coming in hot 🔥, and guess who’s panicking? Pebblebee and Motorola with their *new* trackers! 🛰️ You know you're in for a wild ride when last month's tech feels like a granddad telling you about the good old days of dial-up. 💰💔 *DEVELOPER QUOTE LEAK*: "We didn’t even have time to stuff them in a cute box! 😱 These things are almost as trendy as your aunt’s TikTok dance moves. But hey, if you want to track your keys or your ability to make sound financial decisions, we’ve got deals!" Drake is pointing at the discounts like, "This. Is. Fine." 😤🚀 But let's be real—who needs to track their belongings when 2023 has taught us that you can just *lose everything* and start fresh? 🧠💥 No cap, if you’re not buying one of these trackers, are you even living in the *future*? Next, they're gonna feature on Black Mirror episode: "The Keys That Forgot Themselves.” 🤖 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, we won't even need trackers because we’ll all just be microchipped like cattle, trying to remember if we left our wallets at home or if we’ve transcended material existence! 💀💫 Share this chaos and let’s witness the madness together!