👀🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: Android Spyware UNLEASHED - They Pretend to be Signal but Nah, It's ProSpy & ToSpy!** 🔥👾 Listen up, fam! Cybersecurity researchers (aka the nerdy Avengers 🌐🦸‍♂️) just dropped a bombshell on our collective phone dreams! 💣💔 Apparently, two spyware villains, ProSpy and ToSpy, are out here masquerading as trusted apps like Signal and ToTok—ya know, the ones we actually use to avoid our parents’ phone calls. 📞❌ How’d they do it? The same way I trick people into thinking I’m organized: fake websites and some slick social engineering. 💻✨ If you thought you could just chill in the U.A.E. with your privacy intact, think again. It’s like the meme where everything is on fire—you’re just sipping your coffee saying, “This is fine.” 🤡🔥 ESET, those Slovak cybersecurity heroes, are like, "Yo, do not download that “Totally Legit” app, bro!" 🤦‍♂️💀 In a leaked convo, one dev was heard saying: “If I could make an app that literally just deletes your data, I’d call it ToToxic 💩.” So here’s the juicy hot take 🍵: Expect a wave of TikTok influencers doing “Spyware Dance Challenges” to warn us about downloading new apps! No cap! Prepare for total meme chaos and utter bewilderment! 🚀✨💰💀 **Share this if you want to save your homies from becoming Spyware Zombies!** 👻🔄