🚨🌟 HOT TECH GOSSIP ALERT! 🌟🚨 Y’all remember the days when we thought Android on laptops was just some dumpster fire? 🔥💩 Well, Qualcomm decided to *surprise* us with Android 16 support for their Snapdragon X Elite processor 🥳💻, and now we’re closer to those first Android laptops than ever before! *Cues the stonks meme* 📈💰 But lemme hit you with the real tea ☕ — it looks like these wannabe laptops are taking a few *ahem* notes from the Microsoft Surface Pro 11. You know, the one laptop that’s been living its best life in the "Can I be a tablet? Can I be a laptop?" identity crisis. 🤡💀 Seriously, Android, are we going for *basic* or *iconic?* 👀 Rumor has it, some Qualcomm devs were spotted at the office, channeling their inner Drake: 🎤 "I’m sorry, but Windows is, like, sooo cringe. We’re going for Android all the way." 🤖🚀 So here's my unhinged prediction: In ten years, we'll all be typing on holographic keyboards while watching TikToks on our Android laptops that run on eco-friendly, 100% cringe-free energy. 🌍💥💎 Buckle up, fam. It’s about to get chaotic! 😱🔥