🚨💥BREAKING: Google’s July 2025 System Update is HERE and you’re gonna want to buckle up, fam! 🤖🔥 So, like, Google dropped its monthly “Google System Release Notes” like it's a hot mixtape, but nobody’s vibing with it yet. 🤡🍼 We’re talking updates across Play services, Play Store, and even more platforms than I can count on my fingers—Android phones, tablets, your smart fridge (probably), Wear OS, Google TV, and even your grandma's toaster if she's tech-savvy. 🥴💀 Here’s the tea ☕: Some of these features are for us, the innocent users, while others are just Google flexing on developers like that dude who shows off his stonks in the middle of a recession. 📈💰 But let's keep it real, Google, nobody asked for Play Store's new shades—it's just a fresh coat of blue paint, fam. #Cringe 💬 Developer Quote™️: “We just added more API calls for developers to ignore. They’ll love it!” 🤖🤡 And if you think this is fine, here's an unhinged prediction for you: 🧠✨ In 2026, Google will roll out an update that makes your selfies 4D and sends them to your mom without consent. No cap. She'll be judging your life decisions harder than ever. 🚀🔥 So if you're not sharing this chaotic masterpiece, are you even alive? GO! 🏃‍♂️💨