🚨🔥🌈 **BREAKING: Android Gets a Glow-Up!** 🔦✨ So, sit down folks, because Google is flipping the script on your boring old flashlight 🔦. They’ve decided it’s time to throw some shade (I see you, Apple 😏🌳) and *borrow* those sleek brightness sliders from iOS. 📱💸 In the latest Android Canary build (which sounds like a fancy bird, but fr fr it’s just a beta version), we now get the privilege of adjusting our flashlight brightness aesthetic like we’re living in a TikTok skincare ad! 💁‍♂️✊ **Developer Quote (leaked):** “Honestly, we just got tired of our flashlights looking like they were designed in 2005. Thank you, Apple. We owe you one. 🤷‍♂️🍏” Meanwhile, Android stans are out here like *Drake pointing* 👉 to their new UI while iPhone users are over there going *this is fine* as they click their little sliders. 😂 The meme potential is through the roof! 🚀 Get ready for the next meme: *When your Android flashlight is brighter than your future.* 💀 **Hot Take:** Watch out, because soon you’ll be using your phone’s flashlight to guide you through the dark abyss of your life choices! 🔥💡💰 Now that’s a glow-up! Who needs therapy when your flashlight shines bright like a million suns, amirite? 🤡