🚀💡🎉 BREAKING: Google’s dropping Android Canary 2508 and it’s like watching paint dry BUT with a FLASHLIGHT 💀🔥. That's right fam, you heard it here first: Google's got not one, but TWO sizable additions to the snooze-fest known as Android! 😴💤 1️⃣ **Flashlight Brightness**: That’s right, folks! Now you can adjust your flashlight brightness like you're adjusting the brightness on a 1990s CRT TV. Because who doesn’t want to be blinded more effectively when you can’t find your keys in the dark? 🗝️💡 *developer quote*: “LOL, watch out, this feature is gonna light up the comp sci majors’ lives like they just discovered TikTok.” 🤖🔦 2️⃣ **Icon Shapes**: Because, you know, why not make the app icons look like a Picasso painting? 🎨 It’s like Google is on a never-ending quest to make your home screen look like a Windows 95 game menu. Talk about *cringe*! 😱👾 So if you’re excited about the next-gen flashlight that’ll totally change your life (not), hit that update button like you’re trying to escape reality! 🚪🔥 🌌🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Google will release a new feature that allows you to customize your *snooze button* by typing a motivational quote! "Just snooze on it, baby!" No cap! Let’s get this stonks train rolling! 🚆💰💥