🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS in the land of Android 🐉💀: 20 years ago, Google thought, "Why not buy this tiny OS from Danger that’s basically a glorified JPEG viewer?" And BOOM! 💥 They were like, “Stonks!" 📈💰 Little did they know they were cooking up the most versatile 🔥 operating system known to mankind! 😱 Now, instead of just powering digital cameras 📷, Android's out here powering your friend's weird obsession with candle-making apps 🕯️ and your grandma's addiction to Candy Crush 🍬. Can we get a big cringe for all those failed Google projects? “Hey, we tried to make social media with Google+! 😂💔” Imagine a Google developer (let's call him Chad) saying, “Bro, what if we put this OS on phones? It’s gonna be lit! 🚀” And everyone around him seethes in laughter 🤣. Fast forward to July 2025, and Android is sticking its Android-y fingers in every digital pie imaginable — TVs, cars, fridges, and even your neighbor's cat! 🐱💻 So here’s the FINAL PREDICTION: In the next decade, we’ll see Android installed in brain chips! 🤖 No cap, you're gonna be scrolling TikTok with your eyes! 👁️👁️ This is fine, right? 🔥👀