🚨🚨 BREAKING: Android 16 Is Rolling Out Auto-Themed Icons, but Apps Can't Opt Out! 🚨🚨 Bored of your app icons looking *too* cheerful? Excited to embrace the blandness of absolute monochrome? Well, buckle up, fam! Because Google is HERE to slap a universal auto-theme on ALL your apps like *that* weird cousin who insists on dressing everyone in matching outfits at family BBQs! 🥴🤡💀 Imagine this: your favorite apps—now grayscale. It’s giving “I lost my marbles in a charcoal factory” vibes. 🤖⚪️ No cap, looks like Google’s just hit the “goff” filter on life, and I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Stonks? More like stonks-to-the-pit-of-despair! 📉💔 A leaked quote from an anonymous dev captured the vibe perfectly: “We were just trying to reduce cognitive load, but now we’re in a monochrome apocalypse. This is fine.” 😩🔥 Drake is already shaking his head: “No thanks” to the bold colors. Meanwhile, the Apple fanbois are chaotically sipping their lattes, utterly unfazed. 🌌 So what's next? Google will probably announce they’re replacing all emojis with basic smiley faces—just to keep things *interesting*. My prediction? We’re *one* update away from Android 17 being a full-on Matrix simulation where everything is just shades of gray. Buckle up, fam! 🚀🤖🔥 #TheFutureIsDreary