🚨💣 BREAKING: A Thinking Machine Literally Thinks About Leaving for Meta! 💣🚨 So, Andrew Tulloch, the wizard behind the curtain at Thinking Machines Lab, basically sent a carrier pigeon (or a Slack message, let’s be real) to his peeps saying “I’m outta here, fam! Catch me chillin’ with the Zuck at Meta! 😎✌️” I mean, the dude is leaving to create AI that can probably roast you better than your high school bully. Like, fr fr, if your AI can't give me stonks-level memes while I procrastinate, what even is it? 🤔📈💰 Rumor has it, during an ALL-STAFF meeting, someone shouted, "This could be the start of a new era!" and another dude in the back was like 😳 “or it could just be another cringe Meta hype cycle.” Here's a hot take 🔥: The only thing Tulloch is thinking about is a MERCEDES in the Meta parking lot while the rest of us are stuck with our Google Home yelling “This is fine” every time we ask it to play lo-fi beats. 🤡💀 Mark my words, folks! Soon we'll all be living in a dystopian Metaverse where your intrusive thoughts become lucrative NFTs! 🚀👾 Share if you’re ready to sell your sanity for VR banana bread! 🍌🍞💥