🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: ANBERNIC JUST PULLED A “WATCH ME THRIVE” ON NINTENDO! 🚨🤡 So, folks, buckle up for this chonky goodness from Anbernic: the RG DS! 💥💰 Imagine a hand-held that’s less expensive than your last takeout order - under $100! That’s right, my dudes. It’s cheaper than that overpriced avocado toast! 🥑✨ This bad boy is droppin’ in FOUR colors including “let’s pretend this is cool and call it translucent white.” 🤷‍♂️ Just like how I pretend to care about your gaming preferences. Anbernic is out here flexin’ emulators like they’re hitting the gym - but fr fr, can it actually keep the DS magic alive? 🤔💀 SPOILER ALERT: No glasses-free 3D experience here. But don’t worry, you can still play *Kirby: Canvas Curse* while simultaneously questioning your life choices! ⭐🤖 Developer quote leaked: “Honestly, we just wanted to make Nintendo cry. 4th color? Translucent so they can see our success!” - Anbernic Dev 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: Anbernic is about to become the weird off-brand uncle we all need at the gaming family reunion, and you know what? This might just spark a price war that'll leave Nintendo seething in the corner. *Seethe harder, Nintendo!* Meme it or lose it, fam! 🤬💥