🚨🚨 RETRO GAMING DRAMA ALERT 🚨🚨 So, Analogue just dropped its third "we swear it's coming" bombshell on all you nostalgic Nintendo 64 lovers! 🎮💔 That's right, the Analogue 3D is now delayed to Q4 2025 (or whenever pigs fly, amirite? 🐷✈️). I mean, at this rate, we might as well wait for the next Ice Age! 🥶❄️ “Oops, our bad!” said Analogue’s devs, probably while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes in their Zoom call. (leaked quote: "Honestly, we just can't find any less whack chips than these FPGA ones. 🔍🧩") And let’s be real: who needs a shiny $250 retro console when you can score a classic N64 for the price of a fancy burrito? 🌯🤷‍♂️ But don’t fret fam, this beauty promises to support EVERY N64 cartridge ever—so if you have a closet full of old Rainbow Road rage, you’re in luck! 🌈💀 Just try to keep your hype levels below “this is fine” 🔥🧑‍🚒, because the only thing dropping sooner than this console is your sanity. Prediction time: 2025 will roll around, and this console will be so outdated that it'll be retro itself, and we’ll all be playing on the *real* N64 with *real* nostalgia—because look at this stonks! 📉💩 🔮💰 2026: Analogue drops an NFT of the console instead. Based or cringe? YOU DECIDE! 💀🚀