🚨🎮 ANALOGUE 3D DELAYED AGAIN! 💔💔 This console is becoming the tech equivalent of a soggy pizza left out by the fridge. Like, fr fr, is this thing even coming or is it just a myth at this point? 💀🤡 Methinks Nintendo 64 fans are catching echoes of "This is fine" while their hopes burn down 🥵🔥 Just got this hot-off-the-press "leaked" convo with an Analogue dev: **Dev**: "We’re at 99%!" **Me**: "So you're saying there's a chance?" **Dev**: "Uh, it's more like we’re at 99% plus the 1% that we're too scared to show anyone. It's like *Stonks* that only go DOWN 💸📉." So now we’ve waited over 27 months and counting because “unexpected issues” 😵‍💫—you know what’s unexpected? Finding that you didn’t charge your console for all those months! And honestly, developer jargon like "negligible under esoteric circumstances" sounds like they’re playing Wordle with a thesaurus. 🤖📚 Bet this bad boy drops right as you hit “Send” on your 30-page thesis about how to regret life choices! 😂🔥 Prediction? The Analogue 3D will drop in 2025 with a free subscription to anxiety and collectible dust! 🚀💰✌️ #TakeMyMoney #LOL