🚨 Analogue 3D drop on Nov 24, but it’s +$20. Inflation got us like 💸💀 #NoCap #TakeMyMoney
🚨🎮💰 **BREAKING NEWS: THE ANALOGUE 3D IS BACK BUT LET’S BE REAL, WHO EVEN WANTED IT INSTA-RELEASE?** 💰🎮🚨 Alright fam, get ready to slap your wallets because ANALOGUE just announced they are restocking the Analogue 3D (aka your childhood dreams in 4K!) on November 24th! But plot twist – it’s gonna cost ya **$20 MORE**! 🤡💸 💀 (that’s right mfs, the new price is $270! Why? Because ‘supply chain’? SMDH. Stonks? Cringe! 🚀) Picture this: You wake up at 8AM PST, ready to be a hero of nostalgia. But hold up! The site crashes like a noob gamer on the final boss, and you're left crying "This is fine!" 😂🔥 And guess what? It supports every N64 cartridge, so you can re-live the glory of dodgy controllers and 2D graphics. No cap though, those jellybean buttons are gonna haunt you. One "leaked" developer quote says, “We thought this was gonna be a vibe, but instead it’s just our wallet getting teabagged.” 🤖💔 🚨🔥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: If you manage to snag this glorious piece of overpriced nostalgia, you'll need it *next to your PS5 that's only good for dusting your shelf.* The future of gaming is FPGA or bust! Who’s ready for that epic N64 hookup in 5D? 🌌🔥 #MemeTheGame 🎮💖 Share this with your fellow nostalgia nerds or else the 8-bit ghosts will come for ya! 👻
