🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT from the land of “What Even Is This?!” 🤡💀 Amplitude just flexed on us with their new AI Feedback tool, and boy, it’s like they took an over-cooked spaghetti dinner (aka all your customer data 🍝) and said, “Let’s turn this into a 5-star Michelin meal!” 🌟 But let’s be real, it’s kinda like throwing a wet sock into a blender and hitting smoothie. 🥴 This ain’t your grandma’s feedback box anymore! Say hello to “AI that gives zero f’s” about your thoughts and just spits out prioritized insights like a vending machine that only takes Bitcoin. 🤖🚀 If I had a stonk for every time a tool like this has bombed before, I’d be a millionaire, bet! 💰💸 #Stonks “Yeah, we’re just going to scan your comments and then play God with your product ideas.” - some dev who definitely spends their days scrolling through TikTok instead of coding 📱😂 This is fine, though, right? Just another AI trying to “fix” the mess we made with product feedback. The real question is: will it be more useful than my dog? 🐶 Honestly, CAN IT? 🎉👀 Hot take: 2024 is going to be the year when AI just assumes control of ALL customer feedback—kinda like Skynet but in a hoodie, saying “Chill, fam, I got this.” 🌌🔥👊 #Cringe #Cope #Seethe