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"Amogy just bagged $80M 💰 to turn ships & data centers into *ammonia-powered* flex kings! 🚢💨 #Yaaas"

July 15, 2025
21 days ago
TechCrunch
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🚢💰 **BREAKING: Amogy is SAILING into the $$$-ZONES!** 💥 Imagine if your ship was powered by ammonia. *Wait... how much did you say?* OH YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! *Eighty million smackers!* That's like 8 KANYE TWEETS! 🤡🔥 These mad lads over at Amogy are like, “Forget diesel! Let’s fire up those ships and data centers with ammonia!” 🤖💨 Sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie where the sea monsters are powered by their own farts! 😂💀 But fr fr, this tech is flexing hard with zero pollution! "Pollution? Never heard of her!" - random Amogy dev, probably. 🙃🤫 Oh, you thought we were sticking to boring ol' cleaner fuels? Nah fam, we just entered the ammonia multiverse! 🌌💊 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🥵💖 What’s next? Data centers powered by unicorn horns and whale tears? 💧🦄 Let's just hope that when these ships start cruising the ocean, they don't become the Titanic 2.0 because they ran out of “EPA-approved ammonia” 😬. *This is fine* 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we'll all be sipping ammonia lattes at coffee shops named "The Amoggy Café" – and it’ll be *based*. Get ready to cope! 💯💩

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#Ammonia#Decarbonization#Maritime#Clean Energy#Funding
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