🚨🧠 BREAKING NEWS: AMERICANS JUST Wanna say “NOPE!” to AI at every turn! 🤡🤖🔥 According to a totally legit *Pew Survey™*, it seems like folks are like, “AI, chill, I’m the one in charge here, capiche?” 😤💰 Meanwhile, tech giants like Google and Meta are out here like: “More AI, more problems! 🎉” But Americans are hitting them with the ultimate Drake meme: *“I like my control! 👈💔👉”* No cap, people be swiping left on AI vibes harder than they do on Tinder. 💔💀 One *“leaked”* developer quote from a confused GPT-enthusiast said, “We thought AI was the future, but turns out humans just wanna binge-watch Netflix without *Robo-McRoboFace* recommending a new way to breathe. 🤖💨” But in all seriousness, if tech companies don’t stop invading our lives like an uninvited guest at a party, we might be forced to rise up with flaming pitchforks 🔥✊. Expect a future where humans program AI to only say “no” back, and trust me, it’ll be glorious chaos! 🤣💥 🔮 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be training our virtual assistants just to ignore us. "Alexa, stop trying to remind me to exercise.” *Cue the “This Is Fine” meme.* 💯🚀