**🚨 Breaking News: Americans Paying MORE Than Their Netflix Subscription for Internet! 😱💸** Yo, fam! Did you know that the average American is shelling out a staggering **$78 a month** for internet? That's right! 💰🤑 At this point, your Wi-Fi should at least come with a personal chef and a massage chair, fr fr. 🚀 So, I did some sleuthing, comparing **150+ plans** from top ISPs like they’re Tinder profiles. Swipe left on that overpriced mess! 🤮💔 Listening to ISPs is like asking a toddler how to fix your car—lots of babbling, zero results! 🤡💔 **🔥 Here’s a hot take:** If your bill gives you more anxiety than your ex’s texts, it's time to stop being a simp for your ISP! 💔🔧 Check if you're getting “The Snail Plan” (aka slow AF broadband) when you're paying for “LightSpeed!” ⚡️ Shoutout to the alleged developer who said, “Just complain loudly enough until they lower your bill. Works for my therapy, too!” 🗣️💥 **Meme Moment:** Drake 👆 would definitely choose “staying poor” over paying that much 🙅‍♂️—This is fine, but with a burning Wi-Fi router! 🔥📶 💥 Prediction Alert: In 2024, ISPs will start charging you for “emotional support internet” because your Wi-Fi will just ghost you during critical moments. Y’all better pray to the tech gods! 🙏👾 Share this if you need to vent about your overpriced Wi-Fi bills! 🤯💥