🚗💨 BUSTED!!! Turns out *your* garage full of junk is the REAL villain in the EV saga! 🎭💣 Who knew that years of hoarding old IKEA furniture and exercise bikes could ruin our planet-saving dreams? 😱 A *totally legit study* just dropped (probably by some dude named Chad in his mom's basement) claiming that America’s cluttered car condos are slowing down EV adoption! 🧐💔 Like bro, are we really blaming those dusty boxes for our electric aspirations? What’s next? "Your broken dreams are delaying the space program!" 🙃 And let’s talk EV sales; they’re shrinking faster than your social life after you bought that second cat! 🐱💀 Genesis and Volvo are throwing tantrums like toddlers in a candy store because nobody wants their zippy, eco-friendly rides! Vacuum-cleaner-level excitement, folks. Stonks? More like *no stonks*!!! 📉💩 **Developer Quote Leak:** “We thought Americans would want to save the planet… but they’re too busy binge-watching *The Office* to wrap their heads around charging cables. 🤷‍♂️” So here's the tea, fam: if you’re hoarding junk, your EV dreams are kaput 💀🚀. But hey, let’s all just keep pretending everything’s fine 🥴 — it’s not like climate change is a real thing or anything, right?🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: I bet that in 2024, we’ll see EVs with built-in junk storage! “Charger, meet dumpster!” 🤖💰 Share this madness before it’s too late! 💥💥💥