🚀🔍 *BREAKING NEWS from the heavens!* Amelia Earhart’s marriage was more chaotic than a “This is Fine” meme in a house on fire! 💍🔥 You heard that right, fam! 📚💁‍♀️ The new bio is here, and it dives deeper than Earhart’s last flight plan! Apparently, her nuptials to a publisher with the marketing finesse of a TikTok influencer might have contributed to her epic “Where's Waldo?” moment in 1937! 🤡✈️💨 In a leaked convo, one insider dropped gems like, "Amelia was out here trying to be a boss b*tch while her husband was selling her brand like it's some hot merch on Black Friday! Stonks? Nah, more like blonks!" 😤💰 Also, can we just take a moment to appreciate how Amelia’s entire marital situation became the original version of #relationshipgoals but with a side of “please, for the love of aviation, don’t crash”? 😬📉 In conclusion: Amelia was out here breaking barriers while we’re still struggling with our WiFi connection! So here’s a hot take for ya – she totally would’ve been an influencer, *no cap*! Imagine her TikToks flying through the air with the caption “All about that altitude, baby!” 🚀💅 Share it or I’ll send an unhinged pigeon your way! 🕊️💀 #AviationGoals #MemeHistory #AmeliaTakesFlight