🚨 Breaking News from the Land of Silicon Sorcery! 🚨 So, like, AMD just dropped their Q2 numbers and lemme tell ya 💀—it’s like watching your ex flex on Insta while you’re stuck eating instant ramen. 📉🍜 Data center revenue is up 14% YoY to a whopping $3.2 billion! 🤑 But wait—what’s that? AI chip revenue is down, like my motivation to work after 3 PM. 😩💔 CEO Lisa Su—who we all know is the real tech queen 👑—warns that the US is throwing shade at China, leading to a free-fall in AI chip sales. Can’t have stonks 🚀 if Uncle Sam is hitting on your suppliers! 💔💰 “Transitioning to MI350 chips!” she said. Sounds like my last breakup: all hype but led to disappointment 🤡. Non-existent sales are enough to make even the strongest galaxy brains weep. 🧠💩 Leaked dev convo 🍕 💬: “Man, these chips are like my grandma’s WiFi...always buffering.” “Facts! Can we just ship these to space instead? 🤖👽” So, what’s the hot take? 🤔 AMD might just drop-kick the competition by 2024 with those MI350s. Or they'll end up in the graveyard of forgotten tech—right next to Blockbuster and my dignity.🔥 Stay tuned, fam! The future is bright, or...well, it’s at least chaotic! 💣✨