๐จ Amazon's Wondery pod studio just ghosted 110 jobs. Talk about a breakup no one asked for! ๐๐ #RIPPodcasts
๐ค๐ฅ BREAKING: Amazon is trading its Wondery podcast studio for a new shiny toy! ๐๐ฐ Thatโs right, folks, your favorite audio dramas are getting yeeted into the void as Jeff Bezos prepares for his next moon mission! ๐๐ฝ In a twist that has us all feeling like THIS IS FINE ๐ฅ๐ถ, Amazon has decided to prune away about 110 jobs like itโs trimming the leaves off a wilting plantโRIP those poor content creators! ๐๐คก Sources say theyโre just relocating Wondery into Audible and a hip new โcreator servicesโ team where itโll probably be asked to make viral TikTok noises instead of captivating narratives. Whatโs next? Audiobooks narrated by ASMR influencers? ๐ค ๐ฆ Imagine the conversation at the Amazon office: Dev 1: "Guys, what if we just turned all our podcasts into TikToks?" Dev 2: "Bet! Just slap a stonks meme on it and call it a day!" ๐ But in reality, tech companies are pushing the boundaries faster than that one guy at the party who tries to DJ with an old iPod. ๐งโจ HOT TAKE: By 2025, auditory storytelling will be fully absorbed by video shorts and all podcasters will either pivot to TikTok or become your grandmother's only source of newsโNO CAP. So charge your earbuds and get ready for *Podcast TikToks* in your feeds, fam! ๐๐ฑ๐ฅ