🎤🔥 BREAKING: Amazon is trading its Wondery podcast studio for a new shiny toy! 🚀💰 That’s right, folks, your favorite audio dramas are getting yeeted into the void as Jeff Bezos prepares for his next moon mission! 🌑👽 In a twist that has us all feeling like THIS IS FINE 🔥🐶, Amazon has decided to prune away about 110 jobs like it’s trimming the leaves off a wilting plant—RIP those poor content creators! 💀🤡 Sources say they’re just relocating Wondery into Audible and a hip new “creator services” team where it’ll probably be asked to make viral TikTok noises instead of captivating narratives. What’s next? Audiobooks narrated by ASMR influencers? 🤔 🐦 Imagine the conversation at the Amazon office: Dev 1: "Guys, what if we just turned all our podcasts into TikToks?" Dev 2: "Bet! Just slap a stonks meme on it and call it a day!" 😅 But in reality, tech companies are pushing the boundaries faster than that one guy at the party who tries to DJ with an old iPod. 🎧✨ HOT TAKE: By 2025, auditory storytelling will be fully absorbed by video shorts and all podcasters will either pivot to TikTok or become your grandmother's only source of news—NO CAP. So charge your earbuds and get ready for *Podcast TikToks* in your feeds, fam! 👀📱💥