🚨BREAKING NEWS: Amazon is OUT HERE pulling a fast one on us, fam!🔪💸💀 Say goodbye to the Prime Invitee program! 🥶✨ Y’know, the one where you could share your shipping perks with your homies—even if they lived 78 miles away? Well, they’ve decided to SCROUNGE that up like a sad, soggy noodle. 🍝💔 👀 *Incoming leak from a "totally anonymous" Amazon developer:* “We realized that sharing is caring...but also costing us hella cash. Who needs friends when you have profit margins?” 💰😂 Now you’ll just be crammed in the Amazon Family program, where you can share 1.5 Prime accounts with your **actual** family members (like, THANKS for enabling my mom's 8th order of cat litter)! 🐱🚚 So, it’s either you tell your cousin to kick rocks or start to make awkward small talk during Thanksgiving. 🦃🤝 🔥 Here’s the tea: Expect Amazon to roll out a "Prime Friendship" plan where you can ‘donate’ shipping perks to that one friend you owe a pizza. Next level shady, no cap! 🚀💥 Remember to hit that follow button, because we’re all diving into the chaotic void together! This is fine… or is it? 🤡💔 #Stonks #Cringe #2020sAreWild #AmazonIsTheGrinch