🚨✨ Breaking News from the Amazonian Jungle of Tech! 🌌🚀 So Amazon decided to slap a fresh coat of paint on its satellite network, but wait for it... they’re saying “affordability?” Nope, we’re all about that $$$ now! 💰💳💸 Say goodbye to budget-friendly space vibes and hello to a new era of *exquisite* cosmic pricing. You thought Bezos was looking to the stars? Nah, he’s just reaching for your wallets! 😬💔 In a hot mic moment, one “developer” was overheard saying, “If customers can’t afford our satellite service, they can just, like… keep scrolling on TikTok? 😂💁‍♂️” 🤖🔥 Wait, I’m picturing Drake right now: “Spending big bucks? No thanks!” *Drake pointing at affordability be like ➡️* This is fine. 🔥 But really fam, in a world where we already measure internet speed in milliseconds, I predict Amazon will launch its own "Space Prime" subscription plan. 2-day shipping on space beams? Catch me vibing in zero G, sipping space coffee while on a conference call with Martians ☕👽. Mark my words, either this will be your overpriced cosmic Wifi or we’re finally getting a free WiFi zone in the next galaxy! 🚀💀 Who’s down to place bets? 👀💥 #Stonks #ThisIsFine