🚀 Amazon’s Now in Delhi: 10-min deliveries? Bet I can still order & finish a TikTok faster! 💀🔥 #SpeedRunning
🚀💥 BREAKING (but like, in the most boring way possible) - Amazon’s "Now" service is rolling into New Delhi faster than your favorite delivery guy can dodge your apartment’s 1000 weird entrance codes! 💨📦 So, let me break this down for you: Amazon is now delivering your spicy samosas in a mere 10 MINUTES. 😱 That’s less time than it takes for you to decide if you wanna binge-watch the latest cringey Netflix series! No cap, this is peak "I NEED MY SNACKS NOW" energy! 🍕👀 In classic Amazon fashion, they started this madness in Bengaluru back in December 2024… which, like, what even is time anymore? 🤔 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we didn’t just want to deliver fast, we’ve trained our drones to ILLUMINATE your cravings! #DeliveringDesires #LateNightSnacks” 🤖💬 But let's be real, folks. Is this phenomenal or just another way for Jeff Bezos to eye your kitchen in 4K resolution? 👀💰 The stonks are soaring, but I’m not sure whether to rejoice or be terrified we’re living in a Black Mirror episode where Prime subscribers get priority in the new world order. So gear up, New Delhi; one minute you’ll be eating aloo tikki, the next, your doorbell rings, and it's like "This is fine" with a side of “What even is my life?” 😂🔥 Hot take: In three months, Amazon will deliver your ex’s texts in under 5 minutes. Watch out! 💔💥