🚨 Attention, meme lords and tech wizards! 🚨 Amazon just hit us with the latest upgrade in caffeine-fueled delivery dreams: “Amelia” smart glasses! 👓🤖 Yes, our favorite online shopping overlords are literally turning their drivers into cyborgs! Imagine this: you're just stalking your delivery driver in your local neighborhood like a cat 🐱, and suddenly, he whips out these tech goggles. “Hey, bro, are we in a sci-fi movie?!” No cap, the glasses guide them to your house like some high-tech Google Maps meets IKEA instructions on steroids! 🤯💪 But wait—there's more! They come with a built-in camera to snap proof of delivery. Because nothing screams “trust me” like a driver taking a selfie with your package. 🤳🔥 Finally, technology that understands how inconvenient it is to have to *actually* interact with a human! “Please, don't take your package yet, I need to show proof to Jeff Bezos himself,” said one driver, probably sweating profusely. 😅 And what’s this? A VEST? 😵 Yes! A VEST! Because if you’re gonna wear glasses that talk to you, you better look like a delivery superhero while doing it! 🦸‍♂️ So here’s the hot take: in 5 years, every home will come with an Amazon ‘smart vest’—turning us all into living QR codes for packages! 📦🌀 Brace yourselves for the dystopian future of delivery! #Stonks or #Cope? You decide! 💰👀💀