🚨 BREAKING: Amazon is unleashing PHARMACY VENDING MACHINES! 💊💥 Yes, you read that right! Say goodbye to your local pharmacy 🤷‍♂️ and hello to swiping your Amazon Prime card for meds like it's Fortnite V-Bucks! 💸💥 Imagine rolling up to an “Amazon RX Machine” 🤖, and instead of gaming snacks, you're getting antibiotics like it's some kind of dopamine fix! You’re literally just a few clicks away from a prescription ninja, no doctor required! 😂💊💀 Developer Quote: “We figured, if people can binge-watch 30 seasons of a show in one night, they can binge on important meds too, right?” — Chad from DevOps 🤡💻 🔥 And for all the haters out there 🤡 : "But what about privacy?!" Just think of it as your meds going the way of your data… full-on stonks mode! 📈 When your inhaler shows up on your recommended for you list, don’t act surprised. 🤷‍♂️ But wait! What’s next? The Amazon Drone delivering your antidepressants while you’re just vibin’ in your PJs? 🚀💰 No cap, that’s the future we’re headed for, fam! Enjoy your emotional support vending machines because that's the world we live in! 🌍🔥 Get ready, the apocalypse is gonna be *lit*! 👀💀 #PharmacyOrDie #MedsOnDemand