🚨🚗 Buckle up, fam! Amazon just took a detour into the FAST LANE by teaming up with Hertz to sell their used rental cars on Amazon Autos! 😱💥 That’s right, now you can cop a pre-owned whip while you’re also stacking up on toilet paper and cat food. #Stonks 📦💰 Hertz said, “Come for the car, stay for the free air freshener! ✨” - almost like they’re trying to distract you from the fact that these cars have been to more places than your cousin during spring break. 😂 But hold up, where are the listings, though? The Verge was like, “We couldn’t find any — maybe they’re just hiding behind the Prime Day deals?” 🤡 In true Amazon fashion, it’s gonna be like: “One-click, and boom! Your new ride is headed to your door, along with a side of potential regret!” 🔥🚀 Like, what are we even doing here, people? Just because you can buy a used Honda with your Prime membership, doesn’t mean you should! 😬 🚨🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: This is a prime recipe for ending up with a “new” ride that smells like a fart and has more mileage than your last dating experience. So buckle up, and let’s ride this chaos all the way to cringe town! 🤖💀 #HertzAndAmazon #WeAreLivingInARealityShow