🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS from the land of Bezos (no cap)! Amazon just pulled a fast one on us with the Fire TV Stick 4K Plus, aka the “Now You See It, Now You Don’t” edition! 🔥💀 Remember when you could sideload all your favorite apps and feel like a tech wizard? WELL, NOT ANYMORE! Now you gotta do the Amazon Cha-Ching Dance just to watch your favorite shows. 💰💃 In the latest update of VegaOS, *the ultimate glow-up for cringe tech*, Amazon decided to throw the “no sideloading” rule like it’s confetti at a middle school dance. Soooo many customers are seething, and in a truly *based* move, Amazon has been caught censoring reviews. 🤡 Talk about a major “this is fine” moment! A leaked “developer” quote: “We didn’t want people to get too comfortable. People should be used to getting finessed by now.” Meanwhile, the new branding aims to save face faster than Drake can point at something cool. 🚀📉 But here’s the tea☕️, fam: Amazon is about to drop a new feature where you can only watch content if you sing the company’s jingle on TikTok. IMAGINE! 🤖💥 *Hot Take*: In 2024, we’ll all be streaming through Alexa’s emotional support channel. Yeah, I said it. Get ready to simp for your smart devices, fr fr! 💔👽 Share this chaos NOW or miss out!