🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Bezos’ latest master plan involves giving your delivery driver some fancy AR glasses 👓💥! Yeah, you heard that right. We’re about to witness the ultimate *package delivery showdown*: Amazon drivers are LITERALLY seeing the future, and it includes *augmented* eyeballs! 👀🤖💰 Here's the tea, fam: with AI and computer vision, these glasses will help our delivery warriors become *real-life* Iron Man or some high-tech Pokémon trainers—collecting packages like they’re candy 🍬. They can now *scan* those packages, get *directions* as they dodge potholes like they’re in an action movie, AND prove deliveries without the awkward “Hey, can you sign my tablet?” moment. Talk about *next-gen* awkwardness: Amazon drivers might just start *flexing* on us with their "AR-enabled" swag. 😎✨ A leaked convo from a dev: “Honestly, at this point, where are my glasses? I wanna see if the package is REAL! 🤯” But, folks, let’s not pretend; this is just Bezos getting ready for a future where he can deliver your packages *via drone*/Eagle-riding cyborgs while you chill with your TikTok scrollin’ 🤳. 🔥🌌 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be delivering *the* AR glasses TO the delivery drivers because… *stopping the grind* would be too #Cringe. 🚀💀 Share this if you’re ready for the AR apocalypse!