🚨💔 BREAKING: Amazon just pulled a savage move on us! 💔🚨 In a plot twist that’s spicier than a TikTok dance-off, Amazon has decided to ax the **shared Prime free shipping** perk outside your home like it’s a bad haircut from 2020. Starting October 1, 2025, you better prepare your wallets for an epic $14.99-a-year boot camp to get your own Prime account. 🤑💣 No cap, that’s the price of a fancy coffee shop drink per month! Is Jeff Bezos fighting inflation with my tears? 🥲 Amazon’s like: “Hey fam, you can share benefits, but ONLY if you live together like a sitcom cast.” 📦🏠 It's the *Friends* reunion we never asked for. **No long-distance Prime relationships allowed!** 🤡💥 And why? Because they wanna pump those subscriber numbers like they’re Alex Honnold climbing El Capitan. Wasn’t the whole point of Prime to be communal? 🤔🤦‍♂️ 💬 Here’s a hot take from a “developer” (totally not made up) who said, “We’re looking to monetize every pixel of happiness left.” — That sounds like some Drake meme energy! 🥵💔 🔥 So here’s the crystal ball vision: By 2026, Amazon will confuse delivery drones with flying homes—because why not? Stonks for days! 📈🤖 Share if you’re ready to cringe with me! 🤯💀