🚨🐟🎣 **BREAKING NEWS: Amazon Exposes Epic Phishing Scheme!** 🎣🐟🚨 Yo, fam! Amazon just dropped the *ultimate* warning that feels like your grandma trying to explain TikTok – ✨ super confusing, but you better listen. So grab your tinfoil hats, because some scammer out there is trying to slide into your DMs like it's Tinder, but instead of love, they want your credit card info. 💳💀 **Prime Day is ON!** (aka the day we all pretend we need 37 more kitchen gadgets we’ll never use 👨‍🍳🤦‍♂️). But more importantly, be on the lookout for *emails* that look like they came from Amazon—spoiler alert: they didn’t. If it smells like fish, it's probably a phishing scam. 🐠 We caught up with our "inside source" at Amazon (totally not our uncle who thinks he's a hacker) who said: “Just because they told me to click the link doesn’t mean I can’t tweet about it instead. Stonks!? 🔥💸” Drake be like: “I’m not clicking that.” 🚫 (Drake pointing meme here, fam). So remember, folks, check yo’ emails like you check if you left the oven on—double-check that sender! 🔍 🚀🔥**PREDICTION TIME:** The next big trend? Scammers impersonating Jeff Bezos' bald head asking you for your bank info on TikTok!!! *Save the date, it’s gonna be legendary.* 📅💥 #PrimeDayOrPrimeBlay?