Amazon’s Kuiper finally yeeted 24 satellites into orbit 🚀 after weather played hard to get! 🌧️💀 102 total! #SpaceGurl ✨🔥
🚀💥 GUYS, GET READY! Amazon's Kuiper just sent 24 satellites soaring into the cosmos like Bezos ordering takeout! 🍔💸 *4 launches were delayed because of Mother Nature throwing a tantrum.* “What’s up, weather, are you a Windows update? 🤨” But for real, after parading these space jelly beans around, they’ve officially hit the big 1-0-2 in orbit! That’s more satellites than I have unopened emails! 📬💀 In a leaked convo, one developer was heard saying: “We wanted to launch 102, but then I remembered logistics are just a meme.” 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, Elon's over in the corner like Drake pointing, giving us that sauce with the “I’m not worried about your Amazon space hustle” face. And can we talk about how SpaceX should just rename themselves to *WeatherX* with all the delays? This is giving “This is fine” vibes when you realize each failed attempt was another sad taco in the launch burrito. 🌮🚫 🔥🔥 So, mark my words: Bezos is prepping to start Kuiper Space Cruise lines by 2025. ✈️💰 Who’s booking the cosmic vacation, fam? Get ready for the stonks to GO UP... OR BURN, depending on the weather! 💹🔥 #SpaceBezos #NotASatellite #JustAStunt