🚨📚 Amazon just dropped a bombshell with their new Kindle feature, and I’m NOT talking about a twerking cat video! 🐱💃 Long story short: if you've ever opened a book after a week and thought, "What in the actual heck is happening?" 🤔 Welcome to the "Story So Far" AI feature that'll hit you harder than your ex’s attempts to text you back after ghosting! 💔📱 ✨ Imagine opening your Kindle, and BOOM! A little AI gremlin whispers, “Remember that wild plot twist? Yeah, they totally just killed off your favorite character.” 💀⚡️ Sorry, bookworms, but this is the equivalent of having a cheat sheet, and I'm officially accepting Amazon into the "I might actually switch from physical books" club! 📖➡️📲 As the Amazon rep probably said while sipping a pumpkin spice latte, "Based on our research, readers hate remembering things. We solved it!" 🤡☕️ *Leaked developer quote*: “We figured if we can recommend cat videos, we can remind people they were reading.” Hot take incoming: the next Kindle will literally be a mind-reading device! Yo, who needs plot summaries when you can just *install* memories! 🚀🔥 Get ready, folks; we’re a step closer to being cyborgs dropping stonks on literary nostalgia! 📈💰 Spread the chaos! 🤪🔥