🚨📦 BREAKING: Amazon decided it was time to break up with the Kia Soul, and honestly? We’re ALL better off. 🤡💔💥 In a shocking twist worthy of Netflix’s next drama series, Jeff Bezos' toy factory has pulled the plug on its “Soul-Train” delivery experiment 🚗❌. Yep, they realized nobody wants to channel their inner *SpongeBob* in those boxy, toaster-shaped cars for same-day deliveries. 🤷‍♂️💀 💬 *“I mean, why would anyone pay for a ‘smooth ride’ when they could just flex their own ride like a boss?”* - Probably some random Amazon Dev 🥴✨. Now, they’re making Flex drivers use their own rides, which we ALL know leads to some *interesting* choices. Imagine getting your package delivered by someone in a 1998 Honda Civic with a sticker that says “Broke AF but still vibing.” 🚀🔥 And for all you stonks investors out there, this move is like that Drake meme - “Kia Soul?” 🤮 *Pointing* to Amazon Flex drivers? 🤤 *Based* delivery energy, NO CAP. So here’s the hot take: In 2024, Amazon’s gonna pivot to a fleet of *self-driving shopping carts.* That’s right, folks. A grocery delivery revolution from your local supermarket’s “carts on wheels.” Get your wallets ready! 💰🤖 #MemeItTillYouMakeIt